You can teach a man to fish, but if there are no fish around he still won't be eating.
If your horse is thirsty and there is no water, where does that leave the two of you?
If your bird is is your hand, then you won't be able to shoot the two in the bush, and you won't have dinner.
If your horse is thirsty and there is no water, where does that leave the two of you?
If your bird is is your hand, then you won't be able to shoot the two in the bush, and you won't have dinner.
Top ten signs your new church is actually a cult:
- Reverend Smith now demands to be addressed as The Grand Smithillion Master.
- One Sunday the chapel is placed on 24/7 lock-down, as a "terrorist precaution", with everyone inside.
- When #2 happens, nobody seems to mind and everyone shuffles to the front and gets matching robes.
- The communion wine tastes like crushed up sedative pills. (because it is ACTUALLY filled with crushed up pills, not just because it is bad wine)
- Instead of a collection basket, everyone signs over all their worldly possessions to The Grand Smithillion Master, because he said it was best for everyone.
- Your nanny is suddenly being bound to the alter as an impromptu ritual sacrifice, because "he" said it was best for everyone.
- The choir has been replaced by heavy trance music and the sedative wine is starting to feel REALLY good.
- Everyone begins sharing weird collective hallucinations. (This still might be a 'normal' church though)
- There are helicopters circling outside and Reverend Smith insists they are only spraying for beetles, but that he must be going. (With the deeds to all your houses, of course)
- Instead of tea and cake after church, you wake up in a psych ward with a team of professionals trying to undo the damage done to your mind and soul. Then again, this could be a sign that you just attended a regular church service too.
