The Top Ten Things Not to do in Mexico if You're a Married Man...

10. Get Engaged to a Lady Boy at an after hours stripclub in a hot tub

9. Go on a Boob Cruise and write it off as a business fishing trip

8. Pay $1000 dollars for VIP access at the beach party for the privilege of spraying twerking spring
    break girls with overpriced vodka and old man ball sweat

7. Spend $10, 000 on Mexican beach drugs and melt any emotional connections in your neural
    network connecting you to your wife and family

6.  Get caught on camera doing body shots off of a guy named Patrick

5. Suck on any toes. This also goes for unmarried men...

4. Take an extension on your line of credit to pay the "fines" for getting out of Mexican prison (twice)

3. Consult the Local Pharmacia for a prescription shampoo for the Mexican super crabs you  
    claim to have caught by "using a strangers towel" at the beach

2. Butt dial your wife at 4:00am and have her hear the whole conversation up until the last phrase:  
    "C'mon jump into the pool for more body shots with us. Your wife will never know! SPLASH!"

1. Let anything get out of Mexico...

Mulch now, eat later.

Do you like sweet tasty fruit?
Do you or someone you know have a fruit tree in your yard?

If you answered yes to those questions then you need mulch. Mulch early, mulch often. Seaweed makes an excellent mulch to add around the base of your trees before the deep winter frost sets in. I like to use kelp, as it contains over 70 nutrients that can be used by the tree. These nutrients are chelated, which means they are soluble in water and can be more easily absorbed by the root system.  Aim for about six inches of mulch material around the base of each tree in a 4-6 foot wide ring. This will dissolve over the winter and spring, giving your trees protection and a dose of nitrogen and a wide range of micro-nutrients and macro-nutrients. Give it a try and you will be happy with the results next fall. Make sure to water the trees in the summer and apply my organic fertilizer tea during the growing season. You will have big tasty apples in the fall. 

 

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